Is it a car? Yes. Is it a lawnmower? Yes. It's a Ford Festiva-based lawnmower car, perhaps the greatest, most noble thing that's ever happened to an old Festiva, especially one with its rear hatch ...

The Ford Festiva is not a fast car. It’s barely a car at all. The 1989 model featured a paltry 1.3-litre I4, good for a dismal 58 horsepower. The trudge to 60 took just shy of a month ...