The market figures showed no such thing. Somewhere, somehow, 5,000,000 pigs had disappeared —hoof, hide and holler. In Iowa last week the mystery cleared up. The missing 5,000,000 had gone ...

"The pig then led officers on a short hoof pursuit before animal control arrived and took the pig to a safe place." ...

But they don’t get to go outside and play in the dirt like other pigs. They are clones and constitutionally weak, genetically engineered to have kidneys, hearts and livers more compatible with ...