Joltin' Joe Dionisio was a top-notch sports columnist with Newsday for many years – among his other literary accomplishments.

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In terms of size and care, this toy stands 9.5-inches tall, 3.39-inches long, and 4.5-inches wide—meaning it's a pretty ...