Prescription Pete’s (Shane’s cartoon alter ego) best Million Dollar Ideas of the day. An at home in vitro fertilization kit. They can call the Easy-Bake Ovum. A flavored malt beverage that contains one dosage of sildenafil per serving of alcohol. They can call it Mike’s Hard. An albuterol inhaler that also delivers 3.2% alcohol by volume. They could call it Budwheezer. A subscription website for people whose kink is suggestive stick figure drawings. It’s called Only Crayons. #accidentalpharmacis